Lauryn Petrie


Photo by Mindy Tucker

Photo by Mindy Tucker

Lauryn Petrie is a reformed drug addict, ex-stripper, non-practicing alcoholic, true crime nerd, and Stand Up Comedian. She happily walks the line between self-deprecation and self-destruction.

Originally from Austin TX, she started doing stand-up in Portland, OR and somehow avoided cardigans and becoming a pretentious vegan bicyclist. Amazingly, Lauryn proudly celebrated her first year of sobriety on Dec 17th, 2016. She is also the NYC editor for Broke-Ass Stuart NYC

 She recently opened for Judah Friedlander at the 2016 New York Comedy Festival.

Lauryn is the Co-Producer of the “SMUT Presents comedy showcase currently featured at The Creek and The Cave in NYC, The Cornelia Street Cafe in NYC, and at The Funhouse Lounge in Portland, OR.

 After appearing at the Cape Fear Comedy Festival in Wilmington, NC in 2014, Lauryn moved to NYC later that year. She then appeared at The Accidental Comedy Festival in Cleveland, OH, on “Comedy As A Second Language” at Kabin in NYC, and on “Frantic” at The Stand in NYC. 

 In her short time in comedy, she has toured the country and opened for headliners such as: Jessica KirsonBig Jay Oakerson, Judah FriedlanderJeff Leach, Kurt Metzger, Bonnie McFarlane, Wendi Starling, Laurie Kilmartin, Sean Rouse, Gina YashereKristine Levine, and Sam Tripoli. 

She has also performed alongside Dave AttellAri Shaffir, and Christian Finnegan. Lauryn has also been featured on Sirus XM, the SXSW Film Festival, and on TNT.


New York Comedy Festival (2016) in New York, NYC

Hudson Valley Comedy Festival (2016) in Kingston & Saugerties, NY

Cape Fear Comedy Festival (2014) in Wilmington, NC

Accidental Comedy Festival (2014) in Cleveland, OH

Savage Henry Comedy Festival (2014) in Humboldt, CA

She Devil Comedy Festival (2014) in LIC, NYC

 Sample List of Venues

- Comedy as  A Second Language,  (RIP) at Kabin in New York, NYC

- The Creek & The Cavein LIC, NYC

- New York Comedy Club, in Manhattan, NYC

- The VillageLantern, in Greenwich Village, NYC

- QED, in Astoria, NYC

The Standing Roomin LIC, NYC

The Cutting Roomn Manhattan, NYC

- Broadway Comedy Club, in Manhattan, NYC

- Greenwich Village Comedy Club, in NYC

LOL Comedy Clubin Manhattan, NYC

The Stand, in Manhattan, NYC

- Helium Comedy Club, in Portland, OR

- The Parlor Live, in Bellevue, WA

- The Comedy Underground,in Seattle, WA    

- Liquid Laughs, in Boise, ID

Published Writing

“Death Of The Cam Girl Next Door”





FRI May 26th “Charlie Baquet’s Comedy/Variety Show” at Broadway Comedy Club, in Manhattan, NYC at 7:30 pm – $15

WED May 31st “Barely Making It” at The Creek and The Cave, in LIC, NYC, at 8:00 pm – Free


 SUN June 4th “Old Man Hustle“ at Old Man Hustle, on the LES of Manhattan, NYC, 8:00 pm – Free

 WED June 7th “SMUT Presents: The Headliner Series With Josh Gondleman” at The Creek and The Cave, in LIC, NYC at 10:00 pm – $10

 SUN June 11th “Collection Box Comedy” at Atwood Bar & Kitchen, in Midtown East, NYC, at 7:00 pm – Donation

 FRI June 23rd “Polished Comedy” at Beauty Bar, in Gramercy, NYC at 8:30 pm – Free

 TUE June 27th “Bar None Comedy” at Bar None, in Manhattan, in NYC, at 8:00 pm – Free

 THU June 29th “Bombshelter Comedy” at the Gaf West, in Hell’s Kitchen, NYC, 8:00 pm – Free


 SAT July 15th “Shoot the Shite“‘at The Creek and The Cave, in LIC, NYC, at 8:00 pm – Free


Photo by: Mindy Tucker

Photo by: Mindy Tucker

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Photo by Mindy Tucker


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