Lauryn Petrie

Bio

Photo by Mindy Tucker

Photo by Mindy Tucker

Lauryn Petrie is a reformed drug addict, ex-stripper, non-practicing alcoholic, true crime nerd, and Stand Up Comedian. She happily walks the line between self-deprecation and self-destruction.

Originally from Austin TX, she started doing stand-up in Portland, OR and somehow avoided cardigans and becoming a pretentious vegan bicyclist. Amazingly, Lauryn proudly celebrated her first year of sobriety on Dec 17th, 2016. She is also the NYC editor for Broke-Ass Stuart NYC

 She recently opened for Judah Friedlander at the 2016 New York Comedy Festival.

Lauryn is the Co-Producer of the “SMUT Presents comedy showcase currently featured at The Creek and The Cave in NYC, The Cornelia Street Cafe in NYC, and at The Funhouse Lounge in Portland, OR.

 After appearing at the Cape Fear Comedy Festival in Wilmington, NC in 2014, Lauryn moved to NYC later that year. She then appeared at The Accidental Comedy Festival in Cleveland, OH, on “Comedy As A Second Language” at Kabin in NYC, and on “Frantic” at The Stand in NYC. 

 In her short time in comedy, she has toured the country and opened for headliners such as: Jessica KirsonBig Jay Oakerson, Judah FriedlanderJeff Leach, Kurt Metzger, Bonnie McFarlane, Wendi Starling, Laurie Kilmartin, Sean Rouse, Gina YashereKristine Levine, and Sam Tripoli. 

She has also performed alongside Dave AttellAri Shaffir, and Christian Finnegan. Lauryn has also been featured on Sirus XM, the SXSW Film Festival, and on TNT.

 Festivals

New York Comedy Festival (2016) in New York, NYC

Hudson Valley Comedy Festival (2016) in Kingston & Saugerties, NY

Cape Fear Comedy Festival (2014) in Wilmington, NC

Accidental Comedy Festival (2014) in Cleveland, OH

Savage Henry Comedy Festival (2014) in Humboldt, CA

She Devil Comedy Festival (2014) in LIC, NYC

 Sample List of Venues

- Comedy as  A Second Language,  (RIP) at Kabin in New York, NYC

- The Creek & The Cavein LIC, NYC

- New York Comedy Club, in Manhattan, NYC

- The VillageLantern, in Greenwich Village, NYC

- QED, in Astoria, NYC

The Standing Roomin LIC, NYC

The Cutting Roomn Manhattan, NYC

- Broadway Comedy Club, in Manhattan, NYC

- Greenwich Village Comedy Club, in NYC

LOL Comedy Clubin Manhattan, NYC

The Stand, in Manhattan, NYC

- Helium Comedy Club, in Portland, OR

- The Parlor Live, in Bellevue, WA

- The Comedy Underground,in Seattle, WA    

- Liquid Laughs, in Boise, ID

Published Writing

“Death Of The Cam Girl Next Door”

 

Shows

Emogis

AUGUST

WED Aug 2nd “SMUT Presents: The Headliner Series“, with Mehran Khaghani, at The Creek & The Cave, in LIC, NYC, at 10:00 pm – Free

SEPTEMBER

TUE Sept 12th “The Big Ten Show” at The Stress Factory, in New Brunswick, NJ, at 8:00 pm – $10

OCTOBER

FRI OCT 6th “The SMUT Show” pilot taping, at The Creek & The Cave in LIC, NYC, at

8:00 pm – Free

SAT OCT 7th “The SMUT Show” pilot taping, at The Creek & The Cave in LIC, NYC, at

8:00 pm – Free

Media

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You should probably buy a shirt.  Why?  Because it kicks ass.  Shirts are $20 each, but guess what…shipping is free!

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